the most Blog Posts in a semester

I AM RECEIVING AN A LETTTER GRADE. WHY? BECUASE I AM SMART AND I DID ALL MY 7 BLOG POSTS AND I HAVE PASSED ALL THE UNIT TESTS. i WILL BE HONEST WITH THE WORLD; I DID NOT DO MY HOMEWORK EVERYDAY. i WOULD GIVE MYSELF AN A FOR MY BLOGS AND AN A FOR MY FINAL AND SEMESTER.
After careful reserach and investigation, I found an extensive list of cheesy jokes:

The Prostitute element

Teacher: describe hydrogen student: is a prostitute element teacher: who taught you that? student: you said it does not belong to a particular group and it reacts with almost all the elements in the periodic table.

I would love to learn more cheesy jokes like the one above. They make chemistry interesting...